339 - Baby's Gotta Go
Tim opens up about an odd exchange at an LA comedy club, the dirty laundry at the Gwyneth Paltrow ski trial and why the TikTok congressional hearings have fast food roots. Live Shows: Listen/Read More
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338 - Please Behave
Tim shares his thoughts on the historic bank collapse, speaks with a Silicon Valley Bank staffer before his exile to the midwest and explains why Marianne Williamson’s rage is the the most fun kind. Live Shows: <
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337 - Springtime in Texas
Tim sits down with a pillar of the Austin community. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donati
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336 - The Tim Dillon Show
Tim mourns the end of Lori Lightfoot's reign over Chicago, he praises McDonald's latest celebrity meal all the while a new LAPD proposal has him eyeing Florida Merch: https://stor
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335 - The Tim Dillon Show
In this episode Tim rants about President Biden's visit to Ukraine and shares some of his thoughts on how the war could end. He also talks about the Palestine Ohio train derailment, Tim shares some ideas on how to become a "Chemical Spill Influe
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334 - The Tim Dillon Show
Tim shares his thoughts on Armie Hammer’s first interview post scandal, the Chinese spy ballon, a possessed Pennsylvania girl who abdicated the throne and he laments the butter controversy ravaging his homeland. Bonus episodes ever
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333 - Mike Recine
In this episode Tim sits down with good friend and comedian, Mike Recine. The two watch and react to bizarre TLC shows. One show, (Im Shauna Rae), a TLC show about a 23 year old woman in an 8 year old’s body. With Disney closing down Splash Moun
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332 - Dad Shot Someone
Tim explains a recent tipping experience with a local Starbucks worker, Tim also rants on Putin’s new war winning strategy to send drug addicts to fight in the the Ukraine war, he also talks about how Alec Baldwin serves breakfast to his family
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331 - Flood The Rich
In this episode Tim reacts and rants to Ellen DeGeneres's statement made responding to the California flooding. Tim also goes over the rapidly growing Ozempic shortage sweeping the nation. With high-class restaurant Noma going out of business in
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330 - The Joe Rogan Experience
Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ Listen/Read More
329 - A Loyal Friend
- In this New years episode Tim rants about the undergoing human trafficking charges against the Tate brothers. He also shares some of his personal experience visiting them in Romania. In sight of the recent Idaho college murders (Bryan Kohberger) ha
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328 - The Christmas Episode
- In this special holiday episode Tim talks about the massive winter weather front sweeping the nation. With Christmas being only a day away Tim also takes a look at some of the most popular new toys for this holiday season. Native Americans are not
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326 - Love and Lizards
- In this episode Tim rants about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle and their new Netflix Series, Taylor Swift's new upcoming movie, and Karen Bass (The Mayor of Los Angeles) Moving homeless people for her inauguration. Merch: https://store
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325 - Christmas in Nantucket
- In this episode Tim rants about Hunter Biden's laptop scandal and the information being made public on Twitter, Joe Biden's holiday vacation in Nantucket, how easy it is to find jobs on craigslist, and Disney's new flop of a movie "Strange World"
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324 - Gary Vaynerchuk
- Tim Dillon sits down with Gary Vaynerchuk aka (Gary Vee) to talk about topics such as FTX, a possible rebrand for Poland, how the Weinstein Company could make a comeback, Vee Friends, and some talk about The Crypto Winter. Merch: https://store
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323 - Ari Shaffir
- Tim Dillon is joined in Gas Digital Studios for the last guest episode for the year. Sitting down with Tim we have comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss, Shaffir fleeing the country after being cancelled, fat rehab, & much more. - Miami Improv November
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322 - Bobby Kelly
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321 - Bill Burr
Bill Burr | The Tim Dillon Show #321 - Tim Dillon is joined in-studio by the legendary comedian Bill Burr to discuss sports, politics, religion, life, comedy, etc. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we a
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320 - Dahmer (ft. Yannis Pappas)
Dahmer | The Tim Dillon Show #320 (ft. Yannis Pappas) - Tim Dillon & Yannis Pappas discuss the fetishization of Jeffrey Dahmer, monetization of Volodymyr Zelenskyy, radicalization of Kanye West, & much more Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/
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319 - Donbas
Donbas | The Tim Dillon Show #319 Tim breaks down the biggest stories of the week: impending nuclear doom thanks to Russia/Ukraine, new suicide laws in Canada, updates from the Parkland trial, whether or not the U.S. military is too "woke," etc. Very
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318 - Bros (ft. Greg Stone)
Bros | The Tim Dillon Show #318 (ft. Greg Stone) Tim Dillon is joined by an old friend, Greg Stone, to discuss life, the new movie "Bros," whether Jeff Bezos is a villain, & much more Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ For every $400,000 we g
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317 - Louis CK
Tim Dillon is joined by Louis CK to discuss life, comedy, the metaverse, fake tits, & much more. Merch: https://store.timdilloncomedy.com/ (Remember, for every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los A
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316 - The Off Season
Tim Dillon imagines another world where "junk food" (donuts, tacos, sweets) is not a bad thing, the terrible tragedy, and crime, Ron DeSantis committed this week, how he's handling moving again in Los Angeles, and how much merch we need to sell to re
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315 - Gutsy
Tim Dillon talks about Hillary Clinton's new tv show on Apple TV, the right wing festivals going on in the woods, the only people he still has respect for, and goes on a wild rant at the end about why you should buy the merch. If you are looking for
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314 - White Marble with Paul Virzi
Tim Dillon and Paul Virzi talk parents having meltdowns at their kid's sporting events, how Paul spends money like an Italian and justifies it to his wife, and the last thing Tim will give up if it all goes south. Paul's plugs: Tickets: https://paulv
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313 - The Choker
Tim Dillon breaks down the Ezra Miller crime saga and his return to Warner Brothers, the two types of movies they're allowed to make now, what you have to do with your friend's terrible children, how to self-medicate properly and Drew Barrymore falli
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312 - Private Prison Penthouse
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311 - Ladies Who Lunch w/ Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins
Chelcie Lynn and Libbie Higgins come on the show to explain growing up in a trailer park, how they pull off their stunts, the average meal for them on the road, and the videos that started it all. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HELIX BED ▶▶ https://www.helixs
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310 - The Acid Story with Curtis Yarvin
Tim has on Curtis Yarvin (aka Mencius Moldbug, executive producer of the film "Alex's War", Gray Mirror on Substack) is a software engineer, internet entrepreneur, and blogger. They discuss taking acid as a precocious young man, the historical inaccu
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309 - The Life Coach
Tim goes wild during an ad read, explains why Americans are moving to Mexico in droves, an educational active shooter video, and Zelensky's Vogue cover shoot. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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308 - Tim's Big Audition with Chris Distefano
Tim auditions for the role on Netflix he always wanted, Buzz Lightyear going woke, Fire Island, the fate of Ghislaine, and Ben and his wife going to Europe. Follow the very funny Chris Distefano and support him: https://chrisdcomedy.com/ Bonus episod
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307 - Andrew Schulz
Tim Dillon has on Andrew Schulz to discuss One China, taking risks, Andrew running for president, why Tim should stop worrying about an economic collapse, if Ben Shapiro made Game of Thrones, Trump dunking on Elon, why you shouldn't place faith in in
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306 - Breaking Point
Tim discusses Shawn Mendes recent struggles with mental health, reaching the mountain top in a career, a bizarre ceremony in the Swiss Alps, and Governor Newsom's new commercial for California airing in Florida. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://
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305 - Summer In America
Tim talks about his favorite summer memories, the lifeguard shortage, tips for beating the heat, and the offensive "pro gay" corporations like Postmates and Burger King. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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304 - What America Means To Me
Tim Dillon explains to his audience what it means to live in America the beautiful, has two reactions to the shocking overturning of Roe v Wade, discusses tired workers falling into a vat of chocolate, Kyle Rittenhouse's new video game, the fireworks
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303 - Meeting In The Woods
Tim Dillon lets you know that even though we are entering one of the worst economic recessions everything is going to be okay, and why he's comforted by the podcasts of Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, and all celebrities. Bonus episodes every week:
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302 - Put Them In A Big Pot
Tim finally gets a personal trainer and is reinventing himself, is torn on solutions to help the homeless, imagines what Rick Caruso will do for the Pride Parade in Los Angeles, and has a short interview at the end with comedian and musician Francis
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301 - Everyone Makes Mistakes
Tim talks about the last American love story, the Kardashian empire, the greatest piece of satire in the last decade, and Greg Norman siding with the Saudi golf tour. Follow Devan Costa: https://twitter.com/DevanCosta Follow Ida Tavakoli: https://twi
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300 - A Unique Experience with Yannis Pappas
Tim Dillon has on comedian Yannis Pappas to discuss a growing epidemic in the United States and how to stop it once and for all. Watch the new Yannis Pappas special "Mom Love" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArlCFemEDvQ Follow Yannis here https://twi
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Tim Dillon vs The New York Post
Tim has on his lawyer Ray Kump to break down the unforgivable libel by The New York Post in this emergency broadcast. Follow attorney Ray Kump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhbTmrbP6oE https://www.patreon.com/RayKump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfir
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299 - Family Recipe
Tim Dillon breaks down how to cook for your family on a budget, South African band "Die Antwoord" and their horrifying string of scandals, and how to get around the baby formula shortage. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdi
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298 - Puerto Rican Papi
Tim sits down with Luis Gomez to discuss family vacation destinations on a budget, the Gringo Papi, the collapse of the LA podcast scene, and why Tim bought a new car. Follow Luis: https://luisofskanks.com/ https://twitter.com/luisjgomez https://www.
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297 - The Lodge From Hell
Live from the Daintree Rainforest, Tim and Sam Tallent and Ben have had a horrible stay at a remote resort, weigh in on Bobby Lee vs Brendan Schaub, and discuss the controversy that is Roe v Wade. See Sam live on the road here and buy his book: https
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296 - Selling Moresby
Tim and Ben are taking a remote, potentially dangerous, Australian vacation with Sam Tallent to the oldest rain forest in the world, Ben has some major concerns, and Tim explains his fascination with Port Moresby, one of the most violent places in th
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295 - A Serene Retreat
Sam Tallent drives Ben and Tim through the Hill Country of Texas as Tim laments on owning a home here, what he just exactly plans to do with it, and the kind of Airbnb business that would give him the opportunity to finally retire. Bonus episodes eve
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294 - One Hyde Park
Live from London, Tim develops an affinity for the new neighbors at One Hyde Park, tries to make sense of Hunter Biden's supposed "laptop from hell", and explains why he now understands exactly how psychotic America really is. Bonus episodes every we
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293 - Fat Activism with Jessica Kirson
Tim is joined by the incredibly funny Jessica Kirson (Bill Burr presents Stand Up Special, JRE) to talk about being assaulted in the metaverse, a muckbang stabbing, and the body positivity movement. FOLLOW JESSICA HERE: https://www.instagram.com/jess
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292 - Do It Quietly
Tim Dillon explains the Azov Battalion's star power, Ben getting thrown up on in economy, billionaire Rick Caruso running for LA mayor, and LGTBQ employees walking out at Disney. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 🔒 VPN: ▶▶ https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon Ge
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291 - Dear Vladimir
Tim pens a letter to his friend Mr. Vladimir Putin in a time of need, discusses a teacher fired for reading a book about butts, questions the motives behind the White House's interest in Tik Tok influencers, and defends the honor of a great Russian O
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290 - Let's Take A Beat
Tim finds a solution to the Russian and Ukrainian war and saves the Summer America desperately needs, and discusses why the most expensive house in Los Angeles finally sold. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See T
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289 - Live From Ukraine
Tim discusses the ongoing war on Ukraine, a Long Island woman wreaking havoc at open houses, and manages to get hold of a Ukrainian comedian (Vladyslav Kapytsia) who is currently at a shelter in Kyiv defending his country against Russian forces and n
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288 - The Real Housewives of Cotino
Tim talks about the new dismal communities Disney is developing, why you will rent from Blackstone forever, the tragedy in the Hamptons and Prince Andrew going to the Queen for money. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillo
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287 - Drug Recognition Expert
Tim gets pulled over by a Beverly Hills Police officer, recaps the Super Bowl Party he attended and weighs in on the Russian and Ukraine war. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://
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286 - Tim Moves To Spotify
Tim is moving exclusively to Spotify. He talks Rogan, his interview with the legendary Alec Baldwin, and a questionable SUNY professor put on leave. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ h
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285 - Tim Dillon VS Substack
Yannis Pappas joins us this week to discuss Jordan Peterson's recent appearance on Rogan, an interesting dinner with the founders of Substack, and what to do with the accused in Hollywood. Follow the very funny Yannis Pappas and support him here: htt
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284 - Prozac Play-Doh
New studio reveal! This week Tim discusses the LAPD chasing Pokemon, one Australian who actually wants to work, Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot shutting down a Lamborghini dealership, the new Hype House show on Netflix, and the cheerleader who won't be
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283 - Joe Rogan
Tim Dillon sits down with Joe Rogan in the JRE studio in Austin, TX. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on the road: ▶▶ http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SUPPORT OUR SPONSOR
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282 - Lex Fridman
Tim has on Lex Fridman in Austin, TX to discuss why Ghislaine and Jeffrey were in love, Robert Maxwell's ties to intelligence, Elon Musk's sense of humor, Jack Dorsey's intention, the future of blockchain technology, and what actually permits you the
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281 - Hewlett Harbor Holiday
Live from Austin, Texas this week, Tim discusses a Long Island family execution on Christmas morning, Adam McKay's new Netflix film "Don't Look Up", the controversy around "Licorice Pizza", how his Holiday Season went down, and why once again Ben and
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280 - Nervous Neurotic Animal
Tim Dillon (Miami native) was disgusted by the TwentySomethings Netflix show, talks about potentially working for the Minecraft zoomers (shoutout to Dream and Ranboo), why they couldn't keep doing the Undercover Boss show with actual ceo's, and the w
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279 - Flashmob Omicron Morning Star Bear
Tim discusses the flash mobs at Louis Vuitton and Nordstroms, a woman self named "Morning Star Bear", and why Austin, Texas may be the most expensive city in the United States. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Se
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278 - A Thanksgiving Tale
Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgivi
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277 - The New American Dream
Live from New York, Tim recaps a feud he had with a cast member at Saturday Night Live, discusses the rising popularity of the "anti-work" movement, and Ghislaine's dark days in prison. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdill
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276 - The Squish
Go fund me link for Nick: https://gofund.me/ceca307e Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and the different versions of themselves that could've been... Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com
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275 - Cool Mom!
Tim Dillon discusses a cool party mother who loved her family maybe too much, what Mr. Zuckerberg has planned in the exciting virtual reality Metaverse, and millennials vs zoomers in the work place. Also Colin Quinn (Netflix, Comedy legend) calls in!
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274 - Tourettes Gang
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273 - Snap, Kapital, Pop
Tim covers it all this week from the Kellogg cereal strike, to a cell of serial killers across the United States. He also goes into Seattle banning halloween, Chappelle's new special (and Hannah Gadsby's retort) and why the city of Austin, TX will ne
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272 - Night of The Beating
Tim rips into the billionaires exposed in the Pandora Papers, how Katie Porter can change the world, Fauci's new documentary, and brings on a new sponsor, the great SteveWillDoIt from NELK. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/theti
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271 - The Many Taints of Newark
Tim finally reveals he was up for a part in The Many Saints of Newark, rehashes a twitter beef he had this week, tries to wrap his head around a new show starring an Afghani Translator on CBS, and why exactly big directors are casting the children of
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270 - Havana Syndrome
Tim is stalked by a woman in New York City, and gets the very mysterious and definitely real "Havana Syndrome" while staying at the same hotel as Harry and Meghan. He dives head first into the two chubby Southwest Florida boys planning a massacre at
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269 - The Activist
Tim goes into Meghan and Harry's Netflix adventures, a new show on CBS called "The Activist" (yes, it's real), talks about the first time he met Norm Macdonald, and talks Nicki Minaj, and the famous and rich in this classic episode. Bonus episodes
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268 - Hokey Pokey Horror
This week Tim talks the new federal vaccine mandate, how feel good pieces in America have now become a horror, dives into the HermanCainAward subreddit, and explains the only thing Americans have left. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patr
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267 - The D'Amelio Variant
Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a machete attack on
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266 - Lightfoot Strikes Twice
Tim discovers a scathing Yelp review from Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, talks about a moment when you will accept your own death, Spike Lee re-editing his documentary about 9/11, and goes full motivational mode in this weeks episode. Featuring a bri
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265 - Austin Taliban
This week Tim explains why we should've never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and Dershowitz get in a fight on the Vineyard, and what our old pal Ghislaine is up to. Bonus episodes
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264 - Time Is A Fat Circle
Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse, and why they want the government to put a chip in them. Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.c
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263 - Family Business
Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving to Austin and a strange commercial in Arkansas. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.
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262 - We're Back
We're back! Live from Los Angeles, Tim weighs in on Simone Biles, the makings of a great athlete, and an uplifting story between a father and son at Parkland. Bonus episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim Live on t
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261 - Please, Die Alone
Joining us from New York City is the comedian Tim began comedy with, Kunal C. Arora, to discuss their early beginnings in Long Island, Call Her Daddy and Armchair Expert podcast deals, people moving back in with their parents, and why New York is no
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260 - Prison Pen Pal
Live from a basement in the woods, Tim discusses an interesting double manslaughter case in Florida, straight celebrities taking advantage of the gay movement, and gets Ben to call a friend from his past. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.p
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259 - Independence Day with Glenn Greenwald
Tim has on Glenn Greenwald for an Independence Day special. Watch the fireworks fly as they discuss Julian Assange, JFK, 9/11, Trump resisting the CIA, and Glenn's encounter with the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https:/
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258 - Fat Recluse
Tim recaps a spider bite that got lawyers involved, beloved TV anchor Christopher Sign, Meryl Streep's future televised brawl, and interviews the legendary Jeff Garlin! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow See Tim
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257 - Bomb Energy
Tim calls his father after not speaking for awhile to wish him a Happy Father's Day, talks The Book of Mormon's woke corrections, Hunter Biden's new life as a painter, and the new batch of Victoria's Secret Angels. Merch store is live: https://fakeb
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256 - The Announcement
Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss. Follow Bari: https://twitter.com/bariweiss https://bariweiss.substack.com/ Listen to her new podcast: https://w
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255 - Bitcoin Winklevoss Jake Paul
Live from the Bitcoin Conference in Miami, it's Jake Paul and The Winklevoss twins. They handle a few hecklers, talk Jake's career as a professional boxer, and where Bitcoin's price will be in a year. Merch store is live: https://fakebiz.net Bonus
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254 - Apocalypse Olympics with Abby Martin
Tim Dillon discusses the Tokyo Olympics, uplifting alternatives for failed Olympic athletes, and the Friends reunion/cancellation. Tim also has on the wonderful journalist Abby Martin (Gaza Fights For Freedom) to discuss the current conditions in Isr
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253 - Jenner's Joyride
In another family friendly classic, Tim discusses Caitlyn Jenner's run for Governor of California, Bitcoin's big tumble, The Menace Lori Lightfoot's ongoing Chicago shenanigans, and why you can't buy true friendship. Merch store is live: https://fak
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252 - The Summer of No Opinions
Tim explains how to make it though this beautiful summer happy and healthy, shows appreciation for Courtney Stodden as she goes up against Chrissy Teigen, weighs in on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, John Mulaney's separation, Prince Harry going af
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251 - Dirty Little Animals
Tim is in a Miami hotel recording remotely with the great Ray Kump. They talk the monsters that populate clubhouse, the fallacies of crypto and dogecoin, and the new kind of billionaires. Follow Ray Kump: https://www.instagram.com/raykump/ https://tw
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250 - The New Shepard
Tim talks Bezos new spaceship plans, ol' Billy Boy's coveted secret recipe, a fat-activist receiving death threats after losing weight, and Tim's idea for a future SNL sketch. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonsho
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249 - Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson joins us to discuss his recovery from addiction, his rise to fame, psychoanalyzes Tim and the false claims against him by the media. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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248 - My Garbage Life
In an all time family friendly classic Tim Dillon episode, Tim talks why it's dangerous to get in the way of someone who wants to do nothing with their life, the current turmoil over Adam Toledo, why women like Kim Potter should not be police officer
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247 - Scream At The Sky (ft. Yannis Pappas)
Tim Dillon has on Yannis Pappas, in what was meant to be a bonus episode, but was so good we wanted to release to the public instead! They talk the Catholic church slurpee machines, moving into the digital world permanently, Yanni going full boomer,
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246 - I Love The CIA (with Whitney Webb)
Two part episode! Tim is invited over to a big tech company guy's house in Austin, Texas, plans a performance at a bitcoin conference in Miami, and has on muckraking journalist Whitney Webb to discuss their excitement about the Pope's plans for God's
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245 - It's Saturday Night!
This week Tim discusses someone getting fired from their writing job after calling out Shane Gillis, a cringe worthy sketch on SNL, Lil Nas X new satanic shoe line, and catches up with the alumni of Guantanamo Bay. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ htt
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244 - Dobrik's Death Count
Two part episode! Tim Dillon is in the studio once again to discuss David Dobrik's dance with the devil, a realtor with a brain injury, and people who refer to their apartment complex as "having everything you could need". Tim has on the very funny
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243 - Best Of Patreon Vol. 2
Once a year, Ben picks some of his personal favorite moments from the Patreon vault and unlocks them for you, the listener. There were many contenders this year but these were my favorite moments (I am excluding The Pit and Gates of Hell since we alr
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242 - You're Money Now
From Royersford, Pennsylvania, this week Tim dives deep into Lindsay Lohan's NFT's (Non-Fungible Tokens), Mr. Cuomo meatball himself, society burrowing deeper into the digital world, and new disclaimers before classic Hollywood films. Bonus Episodes
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241 - Live From Cleveland
This show is dedicated to the great Bud Muenster. Live from Cleveland, Tim digs a bit deeper into the Woody Allen case, attempts to do his ad reads live, discusses the light at the end of the tunnel for Cleveland, and also the new Adam Curtis documen
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240 - Kendall v. Woody
Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner's new Tequila company. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OF
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239 - Anna Khachiyan
Anna Khachiyan from the Red Scare podcast joins Tim this week to discuss the first Jewish female president, Jordan Peterson being unfairly maligned, similarities between AOC and Trump, a HUGE announcement from Anna, and David Hogg's new pillow compan
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238 - Keep Your Mouth Shut
Live from hill country, Tim broadcasts outdoors to break down a shocking video Ben showed him from Plains Township, Pennsylvania, journalists ratting on people on Clubhouse, and the one issue he's sick of every intellectual guru discussing. Bonus Ep
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237 - Buy The Dip
This week Tim talks Wall Street vs Retail Investors, where he is moving next, a new app with tech overlords called Clubhouse, and why Tim will hold the line through the week. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFI
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236 - I Love My Family
On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to express his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are actually bad for the pet community. The second half was recorded after an episode Tim did with Lex F
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235 - Covid Kai
This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.co
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234 - Stop Ratting
Tim returns from Vegas this week to discuss the Capitol Hill siege, why lesbians are incredible at their job, what comedians should do now if they can't scratch together a couple nickels, and closes out the show performing a new Billie Eilish song. B
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233 - Airbnb War
This week Tim is at war with an Airbnb host, questions the pig head found on Nancy's doorstep, explains why the police couldn't stop the Christmas Bomber, and defends Hilaria Baldwin. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillon
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232 - Andrew Schulz
Tim talks visiting his family in NY for the holidays, an insane request from his cousin, and why it's difficult to do charity work with Ben in Beverly Hills. Then enjoy Andrew Schulz for the full hour. Watch Schulz Saves America on Netflix! Bonus Epi
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231 - Giuliani And The River of Gold
Live from Brooklyn, its Tim and Ray Kump. They talk about NYC taking a turn for the worst, a conversation Tim overheard at lunch from a former New York Senator, and why Youtubers should start their own currency. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://
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230 - The Pit
Special bonus episode release! This was recorded Nov 16th for the patreon listeners and we are making it public to you. Tim talks Harry Styles on the cover of Vogue, a room in an El Paso hospital known as 'The Pit', and what is coming down the stretc
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229 - Blankets and Bug Chasers
Tim discusses the Comedy Store documentary on Showtime, the decor of Whitney Cummings party, bug-chasers and Ben's dark mind, the Candace Owen's backlash, and Ellen Degeneres's latest business venture in this crumbling metropolis. Bonus Episodes ever
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228 - Candace Owens
This week we are joined by New York Times best selling author, commentator, political activist, and soon to be mother, Candace Owens. You can follow her here: https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thet
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227 - Sober Up
After a series of unfortunate events in the desert, Tim and Ben are forced to record outside in the dark. Tim relives his days at Nassau Community College, explains why Trump will not be building a media empire, why Quarantine friendships will end, a
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226 - Whitney Webb #3
Tim rants up top about meeting the cast of Cheer at Whitney Cummings house, the party he's planning potentially getting shut down, and an old dance instructor. Journalist Whitney Webb then joins us for the hour to discuss the security of the election
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225 - Friendsgiving
Recorded Friday night, Tim describes the perfect celebrity cast for the Friendsgiving he's planning, the end of a Trump era (and what's to come), and breaks down a depressing dining experience in Echo Park. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www
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224 - American Chainsaw Massacre
Happy Halloween! Tim talks this week about his latest JRE appearance, how to practice Halloween safely, why he can't enjoy horror movies anymore, and what may be the final days of Trump. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdil
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223 - Lil Xan
Lil Xan talks his new sober life, remembering Mac Miller and XXXTentacion, his go to order at Del Taco, dropping out of high school freshman year, and living in motels as a kid. Lil Xan's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo5i-URBk7YY
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222 - Running Out The Clock
Tim explains why many of you are wasting your life, and how you should be more effectively doing so. He talks his family's Thanksgiving traditions, how Youtubers are saving the world, why the American party is over, and the future outcome of the elec
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221: 221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast
Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, documentaries about disenfranchised people, and why he's completely sick of the West.
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221 - Epstein's Favorite Podcast
Tim explains why Arizona is the worst state in the country, Yelp's new social justice initiative, who Jeffrey Epstein's favorite comedians were, documentaries about disenfranchised people, and why he's completely sick of the West. Learn more about yo
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220: 220 - Hail Mary
Live from Nashville, Tim talks the AI Parkland video, explains why his opener got angry at him, why he might have to leave LA, and receives the news live about Trump on air. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ Listen/Read More
220 - Hail Mary
Live from Nashville, Tim talks the AI Parkland video, explains why his opener got angry at him, why he might have to leave LA, and receives the news live about Trump on air. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFIC
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219: 219 - The Gates Of Hell
Released by popular demand, this week Tim talks about what people really think about you if they constantly tell you to go vote, a journalist that tried to smear him in Esquire, defends a friend's right to make a living, and closes with a song of
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219 - The Gates Of Hell
Released by popular demand, this week Tim talks about what people really think about you if they constantly tell you to go vote, a journalist that tried to smear him in Esquire, defends a friend's right to make a living, and closes with a song of jub
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218: 218 - Fake Business
Tim teaches you this week how to start a fake business, being back on Keto, the downsides of living in California, and a Satanic AirBnB. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/theti
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218 - Fake Business
Tim teaches you this week how to start a fake business, being back on Keto, the downsides of living in California, and a Satanic AirBnB. Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE ▶▶ https://www.bonfir
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217: 217 - Cuties
This week Duncan the Bulldog absolutely trashes the studio and shows no respect for 9/11, Tim talks the Netflix show Cuties, his interactions with influencers at Whitney Cummings's party, and the ending of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Bonus Ep
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217 - Cuties
This week Duncan the Bulldog absolutely trashes the studio and shows no respect for 9/11, Tim talks the Netflix show Cuties, his interactions with influencers at Whitney Cummings's party, and the ending of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Bonus Episo
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216: 216 - A Good Deal
Tim goes off this week on people that love the outdoors, the child he'd like to raise, the wealthy's perspective on the ongoing culture war, and Tim shows his support for the military! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ Listen/Read More
216 - A Good Deal
Tim goes off this week on people that love the outdoors, the child he'd like to raise, the wealthy's perspective on the ongoing culture war, and Tim shows his support for the military! Bonus Episodes every week: ▶▶ https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillo
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215: 215 - Petty Little Pig
Live from a backyard in Montauk, Tim rants and raves as the wildlife and an annoying hedge fund neighbor cause problems. Tim talks the Rittenhouse situation, the ongoing New York City beef between Seinfeld and Altucher, and why Tim is rightfully a
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215 - Petty Little Pig
Live from a backyard in Montauk, Tim rants and raves as the wildlife and an annoying hedge fund neighbor cause problems. Tim talks the Rittenhouse situation, the ongoing New York City beef between Seinfeld and Altucher, and why Tim is rightfully a pe
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214: 214 - Meatball's Mayhem
im discusses the conspiracy around Governor Meatball shutting down his comedy shows mere hours before performing, how old friends turn into strangers, why they are going to keep the country shut down until the election, and who the real patriots a
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214 - Meatball's Mayhem
im discusses the conspiracy around Governor Meatball shutting down his comedy shows mere hours before performing, how old friends turn into strangers, why they are going to keep the country shut down until the election, and who the real patriots are
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213: 213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail
Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, some films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show" experience. Bonus Episodes eve
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213 - Who's Gonna Put You In Jail
Tim lets you know that you're all going to jail, some films he was in as a child he's trying to track down, spins a tale of a horrific hotel experience in West Hollywood, and talks about the Coney Island "Freak Show" experience. Bonus Episodes every
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212: 212 - Barnyard Creature
Tim discusses a false accusation against him this week, the FBI raid on Jake Paul's home, why teachers should be defunded, and offers relationship advice during the pandemic. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
212 - Barnyard Creature
Tim discusses a false accusation against him this week, the FBI raid on Jake Paul's home, why teachers should be defunded, and offers relationship advice during the pandemic. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch:
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211: 211 - Snubbed
We play for you the sketches TBS refused to put on The Tournament of Laughs, talk the ongoing Ellen fiasco, and Tim expresses his deep respect for Godfather pizza chain owner Herman Cain. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
211 - Snubbed
We play for you the sketches TBS refused to put on The Tournament of Laughs, talk the ongoing Ellen fiasco, and Tim expresses his deep respect for Godfather pizza chain owner Herman Cain. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillo
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210: 210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles
From an undisclosed location Tim reveals that he is now the number one podcaster in LA, congratulates the Sandmann on his victory, describes what kind of candidate he would vote for, and breaks down an award winning BBQ Sauce. Bonus Episodes every
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210 - I Am The Most Successful Podcaster In Los Angeles
From an undisclosed location Tim reveals that he is now the number one podcaster in LA, congratulates the Sandmann on his victory, describes what kind of candidate he would vote for, and breaks down an award winning BBQ Sauce. Bonus Episodes every we
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209: 209 - Don't Curse Me
Tim talks this week about comedy legend Chrissy Teigen, the new show about lovely ladies he's obsessed with, Twitter accusations against him, and why no institution truly cares about you or your rights. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
209 - Don't Curse Me
Tim talks this week about comedy legend Chrissy Teigen, the new show about lovely ladies he's obsessed with, Twitter accusations against him, and why no institution truly cares about you or your rights. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.
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208: 208 - Let's Have A Party
Tim talks a big party he's going to throw, why he loves AOC so much, a yummy baked beans controversy, and why a corporate steakhouse is in trouble. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.c
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208 - Let's Have A Party
Tim talks a big party he's going to throw, why he loves AOC so much, a yummy baked beans controversy, and why a corporate steakhouse is in trouble. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/sto
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207: 207 - Whitney Webb Returns
Journalist Whitney Webb returns to discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, her and her families ties to the brave heroes of the intelligence community, and how big tech is just trying to keep you safe! #SaveTheOceans #StopOverFishing Bonus Episod
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207 - Whitney Webb Returns
Journalist Whitney Webb returns to discuss the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell, her and her families ties to the brave heroes of the intelligence community, and how big tech is just trying to keep you safe! #SaveTheOceans #StopOverFishing Bonus Episodes
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206: 206 - Turn Yourselves In
Tim talks about the lovely people at Netflix's Big Mouth, how to look fabulous using Jeffree Star's makeup tutorials, and why Family Guy is finally moving in the right direction. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
206 - Turn Yourselves In
Tim talks about the lovely people at Netflix's Big Mouth, how to look fabulous using Jeffree Star's makeup tutorials, and why Family Guy is finally moving in the right direction. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Mer
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205: 205 - Well, LA Was Fun
Tim discusses his favorite comedian from the hit Netflix show You, talks his love for JP Morgan and their new interest in equality, and offers his take on all the wonderful and talented people in and around Hollywood. Bonus Episodes every week:
205 - Well, LA Was Fun
Tim discusses his favorite comedian from the hit Netflix show You, talks his love for JP Morgan and their new interest in equality, and offers his take on all the wonderful and talented people in and around Hollywood. Bonus Episodes every week: https
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204: 204 - Katie Herzog
Tim has on Seattle-based journalist Katie Herzog to discuss CHAZ, her exile from the gay community, Furries, and many other things that if I typed them here would take us out of the algorithm. In this episode there are bulldog puppies and stories
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204 - Katie Herzog
Tim has on Seattle-based journalist Katie Herzog to discuss CHAZ, her exile from the gay community, Furries, and many other things that if I typed them here would take us out of the algorithm. In this episode there are bulldog puppies and stories of
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203: 203 - Long Island Strong
Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
203 - Long Island Strong
Tim discusses the ongoing protests and Long Island's response, the type of vest we need to put on, what's in Nancy Pelosi's freezer, and the fun times that are ahead of us. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: ht
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202: 202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis
Tim discusses the wonderful men that grow up to be police officers, the Stunning Estate documentary on Netflix, shopping at Target, and the iconic show "Looney Tunes." Bonus Episodes every week: h
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202 - Puppies Rainbows Candy Lamborghinis
Tim discusses the wonderful men that grow up to be police officers, the Stunning Estate documentary on Netflix, shopping at Target, and the iconic show "Looney Tunes." Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https:/
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201: 201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump)
Tim talks memorial day weekend, big boy cab dispatchers, the type of fame he deserves, and finally proves that Raymond Kump is in fact alive and well. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreo
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201 - A Sense Of Time (ft. Ray Kump)
Tim talks memorial day weekend, big boy cab dispatchers, the type of fame he deserves, and finally proves that Raymond Kump is in fact alive and well. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/
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200: 200 - Knife Fights In Malibu
The 200th episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Tim talks Billy Boy blocking out the sun, dining restrictions in Long Island, and the celebrities on cameo all while enjoying a bowl of Magic Spoon dot com slash Tim Dillon. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
200 - Knife Fights In Malibu
The 200th episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Tim talks Billy Boy blocking out the sun, dining restrictions in Long Island, and the celebrities on cameo all while enjoying a bowl of Magic Spoon dot com slash Tim Dillon. Bonus Episodes every week: https:/
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199: 199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers
Live from a stunning estate in Beverly Hills, Tim contemplates whether health is real, gives his take on Plandemic, monkeys trained as traffickers, and wants to see Adele even skinnier. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
199 - Monkey Sex Traffickers
Live from a stunning estate in Beverly Hills, Tim contemplates whether health is real, gives his take on Plandemic, monkeys trained as traffickers, and wants to see Adele even skinnier. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillons
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198: 198 - I'm A Hero
Tim has a confrontation with a cop, goes in on celebrity quarantine shows, and gives the real graduation speech everyone now deserves. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdill
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198 - I'm A Hero
Tim has a confrontation with a cop, goes in on celebrity quarantine shows, and gives the real graduation speech everyone now deserves. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows M
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197: 197 - Essential Episode
This is the essential episode for the essential worker. Tim discusses what kind of women listen to the show, lean cuisine meals, and David Dobrik. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.co
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197 - Essential Episode
This is the essential episode for the essential worker. Tim discusses what kind of women listen to the show, lean cuisine meals, and David Dobrik. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/stor
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196: 196 - Whitney Webb
Tim has on journalist Whitney Webb to discuss Epstein, Bill Gates, China, and America becoming a surveillance state. With permission from Maria Farmer, Whitney plays clips from a 3.5 hour phone interview recently recorded, that shifted Whitney's p
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196 - Whitney Webb
Tim has on journalist Whitney Webb to discuss Epstein, Bill Gates, China, and America becoming a surveillance state. With permission from Maria Farmer, Whitney plays clips from a 3.5 hour phone interview recently recorded, that shifted Whitney's pers
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195: 195 - Take Me To The Moon
Tim remembers the ultimate drink that would just take him to the moon... He talks Bill Gates, Chris Cuomo, and the whole gang. It's a conservative show this week, folks. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
195 - Take Me To The Moon
Tim remembers the ultimate drink that would just take him to the moon... He talks Bill Gates, Chris Cuomo, and the whole gang. It's a conservative show this week, folks. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates:
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194: 194 - We're Going Home
Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we need to stop with the "isms". Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
194 - We're Going Home
Tim Dillon with the full hour to breakdown what an "artist's" life will become, insane zoom office calls, what he will do at JFL this year, and why we need to stop with the "isms". Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow L
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193: 193 - Fun Easter Foods
Tim describes a perfect Easter lunch on this warm, uplifting episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Enjoy your Sunday! Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates:
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193 - Fun Easter Foods
Tim describes a perfect Easter lunch on this warm, uplifting episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Enjoy your Sunday! Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfi
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192: 192 - Coronavirus The Musical
Tim predicts all there is to come and offers a fresh perspective on the end of the world. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: Listen/Read More
192 - Coronavirus The Musical
Tim predicts all there is to come and offers a fresh perspective on the end of the world. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-d
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191: 191 - Corona Cast
We will brave the storm and continue to broadcast from the darkness. This episode, Tim prepares us for what's coming... Live from the End of The World, its The Tim Dillon Show. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
191 - Corona Cast
We will brave the storm and continue to broadcast from the darkness. This episode, Tim prepares us for what's coming... Live from the End of The World, its The Tim Dillon Show. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live
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190: 190 - I Am Luxury
Hotel Tonight, please sponsor the program. Tim explains how to treat the working class, talks the Corona Virus and even free style raps once again. It's all on this episode. Wuhan. Bonus Episodes every week: Listen/Read More
190 - I Am Luxury
Hotel Tonight, please sponsor the program. Tim explains how to treat the working class, talks the Corona Virus and even free style raps once again. It's all on this episode. Wuhan. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow L
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189: 189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary
Tim talks Corona Virus, getting even with a friend, and Miss Hillary's new podcast. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: Listen/Read More
189 - Welcome To The Show, Hillary
Tim talks Corona Virus, getting even with a friend, and Miss Hillary's new podcast. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-
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188: 188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1
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188 - Best of Patreon Vol. 1
Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Bonus Episode links Bonus #001 - Bill and Hill's Last Kill https://www.patreon
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187: 187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows
In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American people really want: puppets. For weekly Bonus Episodes: Listen/Read More
187 - Waffle Sundaes and Puppet Shows
In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American people really want: puppets. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim D
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186: 186 - Blagojevich
Tim breaks down the Iowa caucus "conspiracies", remembers a woman who made a great impression on him at a young age, and how to find inspiration in criminals. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://ww
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186 - Blagojevich
Tim breaks down the Iowa caucus "conspiracies", remembers a woman who made a great impression on him at a young age, and how to find inspiration in criminals. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates:
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185: 185 - Stunning Estate
Tim addresses the Ari Shaffir controversy, talks his latest addiction to Million Dollar Listing, and tries to get Swingers ordered to the studio. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com
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185 - Stunning Estate
Tim addresses the Ari Shaffir controversy, talks his latest addiction to Million Dollar Listing, and tries to get Swingers ordered to the studio. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdil
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184: 184 - Skid Ray
The great Raymond Kump makes it out for a tour of Los Angeles. They talk about when men were men, Rogan endorsing Bernie, Ray filming celebrities at a Malibu restaurant and Tim apologizes to Timothée Chalamet and Billie Eilish. Also, Tim is finall
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184 - Skid Ray
The great Raymond Kump makes it out for a tour of Los Angeles. They talk about when men were men, Rogan endorsing Bernie, Ray filming celebrities at a Malibu restaurant and Tim apologizes to Timothée Chalamet and Billie Eilish. Also, Tim is finally l
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183: 183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show
Tim recaps his experience at Infowars in Austin, TX. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http
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183 - Tim Does The Tonight Show
Tim recaps his experience at Infowars in Austin, TX. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: Listen to Another Bachelor Podcast by Nick
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182: 182 - Beware The Villas
Live from a Holiday Inn in Maryland, Tim talks about people who don't get ahead because they live in fear, why a lot of his friends should die in war, the time he was a juror on a murder trial, and his most recent move to the hills. For weekly Bon
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182 - Beware The Villas
Live from a Holiday Inn in Maryland, Tim talks about people who don't get ahead because they live in fear, why a lot of his friends should die in war, the time he was a juror on a murder trial, and his most recent move to the hills. For weekly Bonus
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181: 181 - Low Cost, High Quality
Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetishization of mental illness, the "new" information on Epstein, and Tim's Jewelry line he's launchin
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181 - Low Cost, High Quality
Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetishization of mental illness, the "new" information on Epstein, and Tim's Jewelry line he's launching.
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180: 180 - History Hyenas
Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his trip to Epstein's Island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit Listen/Read More
180 - History Hyenas
Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his trip to Epstein's Island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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179: 179 - Sal Vulcano
In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy
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179 - Sal Vulcano
In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy beg
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178: 178 - Secret Society
Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. Lear
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178 - Secret Society
Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. Learn more about your a
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177: 177 - Sober December
Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, navigating the holidays sober, what December means to him, and the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
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177 - Sober December
Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, navigating the holidays sober, what December means to him, and the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi
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176: 176 - The Florida Project
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit Listen/Read More
176 - The Florida Project
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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175: 175 - Corporate Steakhouse
Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit Listen/Read More
175 - Corporate Steakhouse
Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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174: 174 - Brendan Schaub
Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. <
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174 - Brendan Schaub
Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. Learn more a
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173: 173 - Shane Gillis
Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. Learn more about your
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173 - Shane Gillis
Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit m
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172: 172 - Long Island Wedding
Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video,
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172 - Long Island Wedding
Live from the deck of the Safari Inn in Burbank, CA. Tim proposes comedy journalists should let him ghost write articles for them, and talks his high school Halloween shenanigans, getting stopped around LA trying to shoot the Epstein temple video, an
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171: 171 - Brownie Boat
Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bon
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171 - Brownie Boat
Tim returns from Florida to record in a hotel in Burbank. He talks tracking down the brownie boat at Twistee Treat, the time he went to rehab, podcasting at Pervert Park, and then stick around after the second advertisement to hear a 30 minute bonus
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170: 170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1
Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this mega 3.5 hour two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only.
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170 - Eat The Rich; They're Keto Part 1
Tim and Ray podcast and drive in this mega 3.5 hour two part episode in a minivan across Long Island. They go from the North Shore, to the shack that Ray grew up in, all while swapping stories and avoiding the police. Part two is patreon only. Learn
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169: 169 - We're The Dirtbags
Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the first time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. Learn more about your ad cho
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169 - We're The Dirtbags
Tim recounts a winding tale through his past about the first time he tracked down his stolen phone, the future of the nation, and gets the record straight on people that make politics their personality. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho
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168: 168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met
Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, how many of you need to get a life, and the funniest guy he's ever known. Live from the deck in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit Listen/Read More
168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met
Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, how many of you need to get a life, and the funniest guy he's ever known. Live from the deck in Los Angeles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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167: 167 - Beach Corpse
Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Learn more about your ad ch
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167 - Beach Corpse
Live from the deck once again, except this time there's a woman thrashing around in the bushes while they record. Tim goes off on Nextdoor racism, the beachbody pyramid scheme, and why he loves funerals. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph
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166: 166 - You're A Disgrace
Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/
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166 - You're A Disgrace
Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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165: 165 - Please Come Kill Us
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Learn more ab
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165 - Please Come Kill Us
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted. Learn more about your ad choices
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164: 164 - Life In The Big City
Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim rants beneath the LA sky on a hot summer night. He smokes and talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreo
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164 - Life In The Big City
Patreon link for bonus episodes below. Tim rants beneath the LA sky on a hot summer night. He smokes and talks about loveless couple's Instagram vacations, Meghan McCain, the future of Tim's comedy career, and a very wise man from his past. Patreon:
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163: 163 - How To Be Popular
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit
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163 - How To Be Popular
Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from the deck, Tim shares his wisdom on how to gain popularity in school and rise the ranks in society, even though most of you are probably shot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi
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162: 162 - Assland
The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. <
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162 - Assland
The Patreon is up! Link below! This week Tim broadcasts from the garage at 2 in the morning to talk about Songland, a funny idea he pitched with Mullen that got rejected, and yet another altercation at Swinger's Diner. It's war now. Learn more about
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161: 161 - The Los Angeles Liars
The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Learn more about your ad ch
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161 - The Los Angeles Liars
The Patreon is up! Link below! Tim broadcasts from the deck and argues why it's virtuous to never tell the truth, rants on the Jeffrey Epstein case, and offers an apology to the Your Mom's House Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph
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160: 160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car
Tim broadcasts from a bed in San Diego this week. He wants to smoke a rock with Marianne Williamson, offers a second look at OJ Simpson, and talks one of the great mythological figures in life, the fat girl with the very clean car.
160 - The Ballad of The Fat Girl With The Clean Car
Tim broadcasts from a bed in San Diego this week. He wants to smoke a rock with Marianne Williamson, offers a second look at OJ Simpson, and talks one of the great mythological figures in life, the fat girl with the very clean car. Learn more about y
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159: 159 - Bomb Disney World
Live from the porch! Tim goes off on people going to Disney World, smoking weed in your mid-thirties, and his parent's divorce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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159 - Bomb Disney World
Live from the porch! Tim goes off on people going to Disney World, smoking weed in your mid-thirties, and his parent's divorce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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158: 158 - Leaving Hell
Ray Kump joins Tim this week in New York. Tim rants on people taking their food to go, his insane friends, America crumbling, and the soullessness of LA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit Listen/Read More
158 - Leaving Hell
Ray Kump joins Tim this week in New York. Tim rants on people taking their food to go, his insane friends, America crumbling, and the soullessness of LA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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157: 157 - Cancel Your Family
Coming to you live from the porch to discuss a Taco Bell altercation, Boomers, Tim's venture to see Epstein, and what Gary V got wrong. We are being shadow banned. Please follow TimJDillon on Instagram. Learn more about your ad cho
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157 - Cancel Your Family
Coming to you live from the porch to discuss a Taco Bell altercation, Boomers, Tim's venture to see Epstein, and what Gary V got wrong. We are being shadow banned. Please follow TimJDillon on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho
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156: 156 - Some Of Our Faves
Live from the porch once again! Tim rants about Epstein, thot comics, and sings some tunes for the fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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156 - Some Of Our Faves
Live from the porch once again! Tim rants about Epstein, thot comics, and sings some tunes for the fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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155: 155 - Death By Chocolate
Live from the porch in Los Angeles! Tim talks the milkshake wars, his return to Swingers diner, Billie Eilish, and Louie's appearance at Skankfest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me
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155 - Death By Chocolate
Live from the porch in Los Angeles! Tim talks the milkshake wars, his return to Swingers diner, Billie Eilish, and Louie's appearance at Skankfest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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154: 154 - The 3 AM Episode
Tim records an episode at 3 in the morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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154 - The 3 AM Episode
Tim records an episode at 3 in the morning. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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153: 153 - Gavin McInnes
Tim has a conversation with Gavin McInnes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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153 - Gavin McInnes
Tim has a conversation with Gavin McInnes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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152: 152 - Feral
Tim is joined by Devan Costa live from the porch once again. Tim is settling down in Los Angeles and running into a lot of demons and feral people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me
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152 - Feral
Tim is joined by Devan Costa live from the porch once again. Tim is settling down in Los Angeles and running into a lot of demons and feral people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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151: 151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber
Tim's first podcast after the move to LA, live from a porch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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151 - Toddler Suicide Bomber
Tim's first podcast after the move to LA, live from a porch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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150: 150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)
Tim's final show from NYC! This week he's joined by fellow comedian Luke Touma. They talk about the recent Legion of Skanks/ Milo controversy, the idiocy that is the masterclass series, and how Tim found himself at an open mic the other night. All
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150 - Your Thoughts Have No Value (with Luke Touma)
Tim's final show from NYC! This week he's joined by fellow comedian Luke Touma. They talk about the recent Legion of Skanks/ Milo controversy, the idiocy that is the masterclass series, and how Tim found himself at an open mic the other night. All th
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149: 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)
Tune in this week for a very special episode of Tim Dillon is Going to Hell. This week's episode was recorded LIVE from Moontower Comedy Festival with the legend Ron Bennington. What more do you need? You have to listen to this one. Please Support
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149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower)
Tune in this week for a very special episode of Tim Dillon is Going to Hell. This week's episode was recorded LIVE from Moontower Comedy Festival with the legend Ron Bennington. What more do you need? You have to listen to this one. Please Support Ou
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148: 148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)
Tim's penultimate NYC episode comes with special guest (and TDIGTH favorite) Yannis Pappas! Tim and Yannis discuss the sinking ship that we're all on, what the future may hold, the importance of having children, and how the emergence of celebrity
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148 - Streak of Evil (with Yannis Pappas)
Tim's penultimate NYC episode comes with special guest (and TDIGTH favorite) Yannis Pappas! Tim and Yannis discuss the sinking ship that we're all on, what the future may hold, the importance of having children, and how the emergence of celebrity che
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147: 147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienkin)
It's another outdoor episode with Tim in LA! This time, Kevin Tienkin joins Tim on the porch for a discussion about trash TV, living by the beach, and what life is like around the rest of the USA. Plus more, on this week's episode of Tim Dillon is
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147 - Love Tim (with Kevin Tienkin)
It's another outdoor episode with Tim in LA! This time, Kevin Tienkin joins Tim on the porch for a discussion about trash TV, living by the beach, and what life is like around the rest of the USA. Plus more, on this week's episode of Tim Dillon is Go
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146: 146 - Small Town Girl
This week we find Tim in the middle of an LA blackout, joined by Devan Costa. There's talk of a high speed police chase, a hypothetical shootout, and an Uber driver conversation (followed by a Tim Dillon special investigation) that will make your hai
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146 - Small Town Girl
This week we find Tim in the middle of an LA blackout, joined by Devan Costa. There's talk of a high speed police chase, a hypothetical shootout, and an Uber driver conversation (followed by a Tim Dillon special investigation) that will make your hai
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145: 145 - King of the Restaurant (Guest: Ray Kump)
Strap in for a blast from the past! Tim is joined by past co-host Ray Kump (Kump, Our Love is Disgusting) for a classic Dillon Kump discussion. They talk about the state of the nation, the current administration, the industry, and of course, th
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145 - King of the Restaurant (Guest: Ray Kump)
Strap in for a blast from the past! Tim is joined by past co-host Ray Kump (Kump, Our Love is Disgusting) for a classic Dillon & Kump discussion. They talk about the state of the nation, the current administration, the industry, and of course, the Ka
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