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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. We are here again for your viewing pleasure. Very sad. The horses restaurant in Los Angeles, which I've never been to is closing. And it is a tragedy. Chef of Hollywood hotspot horses accuses husband and co-owner of physical assault and animal abuse. A friend of mine texted me the inside scoop on why this is happening. And this is the text that I got you guys. I have the scoop on why horses is closing and it's insane. A parent will come out in the press soon. A parent Liz and Will are 50-50 partners and they had a bunch of cats and the cats kept dying and they didn't know why. One day Liz came home to Will masturbating while choking the cat. He had been killing all the cats as his way of getting off. And that my friends is why horses is closing. You heard it here first. Apparently he did it to eight cats. So are people the horses restaurant in Los Angeles? They come and they go. It's unfortunate we're not going to spend too much time on that. But you know what I always say? Sometimes it's good to move on. People have differences of opinion. People have different lives and lifestyles and want. Ultimately different things out of life. I think this man wanted to get off while murdering cats and his wife did not. She also attempted that he tried to feed the cat to coyotes because he didn't like it. And she said she caught him violently shaking the cat late at night. We're applying the pet died the next day. We'll put the dead cat in the trash and insist it on keeping the corpse in the house. And also claims in the filings that a harshanan, it's Persian, Agajanian, the mental and physical abuse kept her from realizing what he was doing to the cats. It's unclear whether horses is open for business but this was good. People like this restaurant. Well, what is one have to do with the other? Can't they just get it together and make the food? I mean, I understand not wanting to live with this man, but can't they just come back together to make this food? Because a lot of people enjoyed this restaurant and it's really not fair to the patrons of the restaurant. Responded to the allegations of the Mexican animal abuse. He said that he quote loved cats mice. This is terrifying. He loved cats mice and every other animal under God, Allah, whatever each religion calls him her. God Los Angeles. God, Allah, whatever each religion calls him her and I've loved all animals since I was a child. He continued by saying, I have problems killing lobster and well, try jerking off and usually try to do it in the most humane way possible. Harshan, Agajanian, Agajanian. I got Janian also told the times he believed Johnson was quote, trying to take money. I try to take my business away from me through divorce by making up false narratives. The alleged she falsely accuses me of things she has done or that she has threatened to do to me and my pets, my pets like children to me and I love them. Dearly, well, that is the sad tale of the horse's restaurant in Los Angeles and it's a tale is old as time. Boy meets girl. Boy opens restaurant with girl. Boy adopts cats. Boy jerks off while killing cats. Girl finds out girl gets angry and it hits the press. The horse is restaurant LARP. The violence in the American cities, man, it's got to stop two friends of mine in New York City. They're trying to get home. Two people, very private people, love being under the radar. Prince Harry Meghan Markle. They're being chased in a high speed chase all throughout New York City. Now many people have denied this happened, including the person driving the car. Including the cab driver driving the car in the New York Post had basically said, not really, but I'd get it because these two and I again, I'm turning, I'm starting to like them now. But for a while, they were annoying to me. But now they're, see sometimes when people are in the press constantly, they become annoying because they're trying to push a narrative that we know isn't true. Like they were victims of something living in a castle and they had no idea what they were getting in. She didn't know which she was getting into. I married this prince and I'm in a castle and then the press wants to see photos of a baby. No idea, things like that would happen. It's like, yes, you did, you did, you do. Stop it. So we know she's a fraud. She's an actress. She's a cold-blooded serpent. So is he? They're serpentine. Now, and they were annoying. They were annoying. We were annoying and we were sick of them. But we talked about them because they were fun. And then they started to lose relevance, of course. So what they did was they cooked up this thing, this false flag where they were going to try to simulate his mother's death in New York. This I like. This I think is good. This is something I think took creativity. It took some type of planning. We all know that Princess Diana was killed probably by Am I sex? Who knows? Maybe by others. But she was dating Doty Alphayad and that was a no good no go for a lot of the people. Maybe interested. And maybe the press killed her in the tunnel. But there's all kinds of, you know, there's all kinds of inconsistencies and whatever. Who knows? The world's complex. So I don't know exactly who did it. Some say Am I sex? I'm a saw it's probably everybody's maybe involved with that. I don't know, but they she died exactly that way. Apparently supposedly maybe kind of sort of being chased by the press. So Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are now putting out a false flag attack that the press was chasing the mall through New York City in a high speed chase that endangered both of them. And it was similar to Harry's mother. And this is a great way for them to get back into the news and to engender sympathy, which is something they're addicted to. You know, people can get addicted to sympathy. They can get addicted to this. This is a fact. I know people that are addicted to sympathy. You ever met someone who's like parents died in the after a while? You're like, enough. It what happens is people get addicted to sympathy. They get addicted to people feeling bad for them. They like walking into a room and they like the hush tones of people feeling sorry for them because it makes them it's two does two things immediately. Number one, it makes them interesting because whatever is happening to them is interesting and horrible. So it makes them a sympathetic figure, but it also makes them interesting. It gives their life something it didn't have before. A meaning of purpose, I am the person that you were to feel bad for. I've gone through so much. You wouldn't understand. You could never walk a mile in my shoes. So people really like this feeling. And I would guess, and I'm no doctor, but I would guess that Meghan Markle and Harry, certainly Meghan, I don't know what he's even doing. He doesn't even know either, but Meghan has gotten addicted to this, this idea that this woman is a Hollywood actress who is on a show suites. And her life became interesting by stepping into this role and then rejecting it immediately and claiming that she had no idea what it was. And so then it's, but then they moved here and they released that documentary on Netflix and it went the other way. They thought, well, everyone's going to feel better. It's like Britney Spears. We've let her out and it went the other way. We're going back clank because we've now seen the results. Meghan and Harry thought they were going to come to America. They don't understand America. America has a tragically short memory number one. So even if they did come over here as refugees, as migrants, we'd forget immediately, which we did. South Park destroyed them, the World Wide Privacy Tour. His book, you know, sold a lot, but it was like a nothing burger who cares. And people just got sick of them. They came. They rented a big mansion in Montecito in Santa Barbara, a couple hours north of LA. And they proceeded to be annoying to dad a big deal with, I believe, Netflix. And then there was a Spotify deal. So they came to America, rented a mansion and immediately started to monetize the horrible things they had gone through. And everybody eventually got sick of them because it was so crass and everybody could see immediately what they were both about. They're Huxters. That's what they are. And I love a good Huxster. There's nothing wrong with a Huxster, but we can see it. It's right out there in the open for everybody to see. They came here and they want to hang out. And I know people in LA that know them and all they want to do is hang out with celebrities. And I was at a celebrity party the other night talking to somebody about this and they go these people are just, it's constant with them. They keep doing what she was texting the birth. I was with there. They caught and no, you can't come. But it's, I shouldn't have even been there. But the point is that they just won't stop these two. They were there at the San Vicente bungalows. They're all God forbid you stay out of the Beverly Hills Hotel and I'm eating my soup flake for the love of Christ. So help me God. So help me fucking God. I see that ginger fuck you stay the fuck out of the Beverly Hills Hotel. It's probably too old school and conservative for you. Anyway, stay the fuck out. But they are just like, moths to the flame trying to hang out with select, they're like, they're like low grade reality stars that are trying to attach to anything. And I'm literally the party. They're showing me text of this woman begging people to like hang out. She's trying to get places. It's sad. And a lot of it isn't working and they're rolling their eyes to me and they're going L.A. Well, and we're all having a good laugh about this because they're just a bunch of goons and no one cares. Now listen, at the end of the day, I respect the hustle I get what she's trying to do. I get what they're trying to do, but it didn't work, right? And a lot of people is part of you like, Hey, man, you know, we text her back. We try to be nice. You know, she's the Duchess, but we've had enough, right? We've had enough of her and she's, you know, it's enough. So what they did now in New York City, the city that I lived in for many years, my home, they've decided to invent a narrative where they somehow are being dangerously chased through the streets, just like Diana would have been chased. And the NYPD reigned on their parade to quote, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex arrived that their destination and there were no reported collision, some of these injuries or arrests. Okay, the taxi driver who ferried the couple home after their event Tuesday at the Zigg Field Theater told the Washington Post he would not call it a chase, adding that he felt safe. They got followed. You know why they got followed because their entire lives are about sucking all the attention out of anything that they are involved in. That's why a lot of these people at this event, you know, the night didn't want them there. And they didn't want to be around them and other things. Like all they do is try to suck the oxygen and the attention out of everything they're involved in because it's about them and their cockamay me bullshit story that the British royal family was running around the house with the news. And it's not none of it's true. It's all a canard, it's crap and everyone knows it. And so they're becoming it's becoming like a it's there. She is two years and maybe not even two years away from being on a real housewives franchise. We may not want to hear that, but sister friend, you and I'm not saying that because you're black ish. I'm not saying that because you're black. I'm saying that because I use the word sister friend a lot because it gives me feels like a little weight and credibility and gravity to what I'm saying. I'm not racialized getting pleased out. But I'm saying sister friend that you are two years away from being on a real housewives franchise. The fact you're you're you're tanking in a major way, you're going down. So they invented this thing where they were chased in the high speed chase in New York. It's yeah, because it's seen at a die hard where him and her the N.Y.P.D. assist to the private security team protecting the Duke and the Dutchess as spokesperson said. There were numerous photo photographers that made their transport challenging the Duke and the Dutchess of Sussex arrived at their destination and there were no reported collisions blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, here's the deal. Listen to this, by the way, Harry 38 and Megan 41 left the ballroom where the former suits actress was honored by glorious Steinem at the woman of vision awards gala with her mother Doris Raglan at around 9.50 p.m. Flanked by both private security car and N.Y.P.D. It's going to come out. They hired the paparazzi to do this. By the way, soon, that's the next thing. I don't know if that'll come out or not, but I that's with that's the next step is that they hired the paparazzi to do this. But we wish them well, people are mad at the weight loss drug, ozepic, but people are also celebrating it as a weight loss breakthrough. But also they're saying we need to fight the fat phobia as well because ozepic, as you know, is this kind of breakthrough groundbreaking drug that a lot of people are using the L.A. Times here and the title is it's a weird cultural moment taking ozepic to lose weight as all the rage, but so is fighting for fat acceptance. So what it basically is saying and admitting is that people really don't want to be fat. Now, of course, we can't say that. People would like to be less fat or not fat, but the fat acceptance movement is convinced everybody to believe that people want to be fat and that they like being fat. They prefer being fat and that it's some mark of value or virtue or something else and that by other people not being fat or whatever it's causing them a problem. And this woman, Robin Abb Carian, wrote an op ed here about that she, you know, she goes, and so like many women, I have a dysfunctional relationship with my weight. I've gained in loss the same 20 pounds countless times. I'm happy when I'm thin. I'm sad and slightly depressed when I'm not. I remain a pole that I pin myself worth of my appearance. The fat phobia scale asked me 14 questions to determine my beliefs and feelings about people who were as a scale put at fat or obese. Turns out according to the scale, I am fat positive. It praised me as an all bodies are good bodies warrior. And now I'm reminded of a few things when I read this and my fat phobic take the quiz. I'm reminded of I don't. The culture in this country right now is a series of like odd quizzes and tests. And fucking like Buzzfeed quizzes like how fat phobic are you? And if you were a trans superhero, which one would you be? It's kind of like it's weirdly like it's scholarly. And yet it's also it's the antithesis of all things scholarly. You know, it's like it's people's in obsession with grading themselves and giving themselves grades on how they're behaving all the time and needing to put their thoughts and feelings in a box. Here's a deal. Worry about yourself. Worry about the way you want to be portrayed in the world. Worry about what is a realistic way for you to look. Try to be better in whatever case that is and try to not pin whatever your things are on other people. Intrepersonal fat phobia institutional fat phobia. I mean, it's amazing. There are people that have all kinds of problems in the world. There are drug addicts. There are drugs. There are people that have bad relationships with food. There are people that are just fat because whatever they've been fat a long time or they have issues or whatever the case may be. And usually if you can treat people kindly for the most part, you don't shit on people. And you don't have to tell someone they're beautiful if you don't think they're beautiful. This is the thing. If you don't think someone's attractive, you don't have to tell them they're attractive. I think part of the problem is that we're establishing this one size fits all standard for beauty. But we are trying to force the idea that aesthetic beauty is a political thing. I think, you know, what about beauties in the eye of the beholder? We've kind of gotten rid of that because there are people that certainly are attractive and overweight. There are people that are skinny and grotesque. I think the ideal is still that bodies that are healthy and thin are more attractive to people. That is usually the case. And people might get angry at that when I say that. But that is the case, you know. People may not like that, but that's okay. It doesn't mean that there aren't attractive fat. People doesn't mean there aren't gross skinny methods. It just means that like fat phobia isn't real. Some people are dicks. Some people are dicks and their pieces of shit to people that are fat or that are whatever. And those people suck. But also calling yourself a warrior because you're fat is also stupid. That's also pretty dumb. People in this country used to have personalities. They did. I'm old enough to remember. And as those personalities became these quizzes, people tended now, people now just identify by what grade on the scale they are of how racist they are or how fat accepting or how people used to have personalities distinct, interesting, nuanced personalities that came from different experiences that they didn't share with everybody. But because technology flattened us all and culture has become this hellish landscape of constant self-reflection and mediation on how I should behave and what should I oh my god. Am I the what scale am I fat phobic? I there was a fat woman on the plane next to me, but I didn't hit her. What does that mean? But then, you know, I did make a face, but I made it to myself like I don't, I don't, I don't even understand here. What exactly people are supposed to get out of this stuff? What are people supposed to get out of it? But the ozemic does prove that everybody kind of wants to lose weight. Most people want to lose weight. People are not happy being fat. Nobody's really happy. There are people that are, that are okay with it. Okay, it's like most people are not happy being drunk either. Most people are not really happy being a drunk. It doesn't mean that no, most people, they seem like they're happy because you only see them when they're drunk. But if you see them the next morning or sometime the next day, if you see them trying to get the keys out of that pocket to get into a car and they're just like, they're not happy. People they're in the midst of a drug addiction or not happy. Is there anything that throws your life at a balance you're not really happy? There are a lot of people that are trying to make it invoked to be fat or that it's the, you know, it's, but ozemic proves and a lot of things prove that people would like to, to lose weight if they could. This is a fact and the fact phobia community and the fat activist community doesn't want to hear that. But those people have invented jobs for themselves. That's not a job being fat. It's not a job. You invented a job. I don't get paid because I'm overweight. I get paid to do this. I mean, it's not a job. They invented a job. And by the way, on that, I mean, to get paid for eating, like the idea that you're just sitting there eating and you're like, I'm going to be an activist and that this society at this point is so broken that they fall for it. Hey, get your bag. We'll get a few bags. Get the one out of the drive through and get the money as well. But that's what we're doing here. These are people that have invented jobs. The person who is riding the fat phobic quiz should be living in a tent. It's a fact. They should be living in a tent, the natural order of things might be a big tent, but they should be living in a tent. They don't just not a skill, but they've invented a job. This is an economy where we're we're we're hemorrhaging things for people to do. There's not enough things for people to do. So the people that just go, let me make a living being aggressively and annoyingly fat. And let me write quizzes asking people how comfortable they are with my girth are getting paid. They have a livelihood. That is a livelihood for these people now. You know? I just, you know, what do you want me to say about it? I'm just like, you know, I'd like Meghan Markle better if she was fat. Personally, like if Prince Harry married a fat black chick, I would like her more. I trust her more, you know? That's just what I'm saying. What question on the quiz is that? What's wrong? Why are they throwing this doctorat for live streaming operations? I don't like this at all. It's a plastic surgeon and they're trying to get they take her license or they're trying to take her license because she went viral on TikTok and she may have her medical license revoked. Can we play one of her TikToks? Yeah. It's this woman in Ohio. It's Dr. Catherine Grau. Yeah. Well, she's been in private practice in Ohio since 2010 and she operated out of rocks. It's a plastic surgery if you are going to a place called Roxy Plastic Surgery. If that's the name, your fucking surgeon is going to have a little pizzazz and if you don't like it, on social media, Grau is better known as Dr. Roxy, the surgeon who posts behind the scenes videos of her. But that's fun. I want to see the skin, right? I don't want to see a little neck fat in the spit cup or whatever. I want to see that. And people are people don't like she's a plastic surgeon, let her show people the behind the scenes of what it's like when people alter their bodies. I don't see anything inherently wrong with that. Has she let's watch some of these things that she's done that are supposedly so horrible? Here we go. Here we go. So these are all like advertisements too. Okay, well she's trying to get her bag, trying to get that money. Yeah. She puts patients private info on her public social media, but none of them are identifiable. But three of them are suing. No, oh, wait a minute, hold on. Dr. Roxy and Grau, who went by the name Dr. Roxy, is being sued by three former patients whose post surgery injuries left them unable to stand. Well, that's different than just posting things like that. I mean, that seems maybe that's the problem. It's a combination of both it's like the medical board. I think it doesn't look good. If people are going, hey, this bitch fucked me up. And then the medical board looks at TikTok and you're just TikToking with the fake tits. You know, you're TikToking with someone's stomach fat that you took off and you're like, you know, fucking, you know, twirling around with it. Yeah, I mean, that's a problem. I don't think the medical board's going to love that when you're fucking, what's the fortnight dance that people do? Is there a name for it? I forgot. But when you're doing that and you're swinging people's neck fat around, it's not good. You know, it's not exciting for the people that can't stand up. I don't know. I don't know the name of the dance. It's immaterial, but whatever. You can't twerk with people's fake tits if you're also going to name them. Yeah, she's obsessed with social media and she's trying to get it, but she's just trying to get ahead. She cares more about the camera than the patient. All right. Well, listen, you know, she's a plastic surgeon. She's in Ohio. She's not the top of the line, right? Top of the line, plastic surgeons roll in California, right? Where is she? Is she in Ohio? Yeah, Ohio. She's in Ohio. She's the best she's going to get, Dr. Roxy. She's just dancing around trying to get some attention. It's sad Lauren Bobert's getting divorced, which is very sad to me because, you know, I thought they were going to make it. You know, Lauren Bobert and her husband represent the meth part of Colorado. And I think she owns a bar called Shooters or something or used to work there where people, the girls walk around like hooters, but they have guns. And Lauren Bobert and her husband and this came as a shock to me because I did think they were going to make it because she kind of has that Sarah Palin like white trash where you'd think they would stick it out. But I guess that doesn't work, right? I mean, I think it's sad because this is like, they're a fun couple like there. They're constantly like he's constantly being accused of like a, you know, like a trying to run over process servers with his truck and, you know, they got, they got problems. The cops are always there, right? Like she goes, Bobert says, I have been faithful in my marriage and I believe strongly in marriage, which makes me know. These are the people that are always yelling about the gay people rooting their lives and that they can't get it together and it's the Christian nation and that and, and you know, unfortunately, now they're going to have to dissolve this godly union, this godly union between Lauren Bobert and her husband Jason or something. Yeah. I forget his name. Jason with a Y. She goes, this is truly about irreconcilable differences. He will not comment further on the divorce quote out of respect for our children. I will continue to work hard to represent the people of Colorado's third congressional district. So this is like the person will be like, gay people can't get married because they're ruining the institution of marriage. But me and my meth head, the husband can't figure it out, you know? And again, this woman probably has a 90 IQ, right? This is the thing that do a conservative do a lot. They pick someone that is kind of just these, this is a, you know, this is like our vert, like Megan Markle's way above this woman in terms of running a scam. At least Megan Markle got out of the country, except she's the idiot who came back. But this woman is like the conservatives found her at, you know, at a waffle house somewhere and said, here just, you know, you put the gun in the air, take the tits out. Now you can be in Congress. But she's fun, you know, quote, Jason Bulbert was apparently blindsided when he was served to force papers last month and set his dogs on the server. According to court documents, he was allegedly quote drinking a tall glass of beer and cleaning a gun that was sitting on a table. Man, these people are really out of like a, they're really at a central casting, huh? You know, yeah, I'm not even yellowstone. These people don't own land, you nuts. Yellowstone's like a, Kevin Cosmer's like a CEO and he's like running a whole thing. And by the way, people that are dressing like the people in yellowstone, please stop. Like that's a trend now. I've seen that. Like I've read about that. They're like people are like larping as cowboys. It's disgusting. He was drinking a tall glass of beer, cleaning a gun that was sitting on a table when he was handed the dissolution of marriage papers. That's sad. He started yelling and using profanities and told me that I was trespassing and then he was calling the sheriff's office. I told him I was leaving the documents on the chair outside the door. He closed the door and let the dogs out. Who let the dogs out? Jason Bobert. The, you know, Lauren and Jason Bobert met when she was 16 and had four children together. Interesting. Well, in a text message statement to the Daily Beast, Jason said the dogs were never threat to the server and that he was upset by the unannounced visit. Well, this is a good Christian family that has had some problems and that saddens me. It saddens me because, you know, if these kids can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have? Yeah, it's, they're fun though. I like, I like her because she's like a less intellectual Marjorie Taylor green. Like she's like not as bright. It seems like she's not as like as much of a brain as Marjorie Taylor green, Lauren broken. She's for people who Marjorie Taylor green like the words are too big. They bring out Lauren Bobert. She just comes out with the gun and the tents and everybody's like, whoo. And it's sad that she can't, that her and her husband can't get it together. It's sad that they just can't find some common ground. They both like the same things. What are these irreconcilable differences? How different can they be? According to Bobert's book, My American Life. Imagine naming a book that My American Life. My American Life. I had an American life. It's, it's American. She and Jason met when she was 16 working at a burger king. These are the people I want running the country. I want burger king employee white ones, white people that were white and worked at burger king that they didn't really suffer too many disadvantages in their life, but they still ended up making lawpers. That's who I, that's who I think should be in Congress. And I'm sorry if you don't. I like it. You learn a lot at a burger king, you know? You learn a lot. Lauren Bobert and her husband, Jason and people are going to get mad at me. They're going to be like, she has good values. You're a piece of shit. You're an LA. She's got good values. She worked at burger king. I, you know, I think he was classy, right? What did he say? Because I love her too much. Is anything bad about her? She's a mother of my children and my partner for the last 20 years. Please let me just have some peace. Well, hey, I, I agree. I agree with him on that. In February of 2024, Jason was booked on a domestic violence charge against his future wife after he did unlawfully strike shove and kick her. Well, listen, she could be a bit mouthy. I mean, this is a Christian family in which occasionally there has to be a strike, a shover or a kick, I believe occasionally. Oh, in, in May 2004, the couple got into an altercation in Jason's home in which Lauren scratched his face and chest and trash his residents. She was slapped with third degree assault, criminal mischief and underage drinking charges. They're fun. They got married in Vegas. Of course they got married in Vegas. What did they have the royal wedding? She was a teen mom and forced to drop out of high school during her senior year when she was pregnant with Tyler. This is the family values that they keep talking about. I like, I like to see them in action. Women mom, multiple altercations and then finally a divorce. It's the good family values that I like. So we are fans of the Boberts. We've always been fans of the Boberts. We think it's great that they're here for us and we're saddened by them and we hope the divorce is incredibly public for the sake of the show, not for the sake of their family. That would be sad. But for the sake of my program, I hope the divorce is incredibly long, vicious and public because it will give me content because that's what I do for a living sorry. And she hates gay people so she hates me so I hope the divorce is long and public and it involves many more altercations and many more brandishing of firearms and releasing of dogs because I get bored on planes and I like to read this shit. 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One family didn't want another family to take a photo or something or they asked them to move. And then both families started beating each other in the magic kingdom. Right now on the news edge at six fist flying at Disney World. A family photo shoot turns into an all-out brawl there at the magic kingdom. This happened right in front of the train where you first enter the park. Great. You're welcome. I'm John Brown. And I'm Lou Ancero. I'm trying to take a picture when another family apparently got in their way. Fox 35 step. They both of Auntie is live at the park tonight. And Stephanie, that's apparently when these families started duking it out. Yes it is. And for people visiting the most. By the way, he stops us for a second. The news casters now. I remember when a newscaster used to dress like newscasters looked like they found people on the street and gave them microphones. I don't know what happened to newscasters. Like even when someone was in the field, they used to look professional. They used to dress professionally. They would be coughed and the hair would be done. Now it really looks like they're just finding people sitting in their car and going, would you mind doing this news segment for us in the middle of the highway? I just don't like every chick has a $19 dress on. And like fig jewelry, badly applied makeup. The dudes are like weird fucking looking guys. Their hair is all over the place. They're sweating. Their hair just does not give me any comfort. But let's see what happened to these two families. I hate when there's family fights during a vacation that's meant to be as special as a Disney world. On earth wasn't looking so magical when they were trying to get into the park and they saw that bloody fight. In a chaotic scene you can see deputies on the ground arresting a man after a fight. By the way, look at the people. Just freeze frame on that. Can you freeze frame on that for a second? Can you freeze frame on what who the people are at Disney World? I would, I tell my friends who have children I go, don't do it. I know that they love Disney whatever. I'm telling you there's got to be other things. Look at the human beings that are at Disney World. I mean, it's just a parade of heinous creatures. Just disgusting creatures. I'm the cops. Look at this. I love hearing the screams because it's so funny. How do these people have the money to go to Disney World? Who's paying for that? Because no offense, but this, by their behavior, it seems like they, these don't seem like the type of people that have saved for a family trip. I can be wrong. I'm not saying that people don't get into skirmishes, but it's kind of like, is that what goes on in Disney World? Is it just like, it's a kind of a madhouse of all kinds of different people, but a lot of garbage, like a lot of human filth running up in there. And this all started over a photo op in front of the Magic Kingdom. They're just beating each other. I don't know where their children are. I love the idea of like Ron DeSantis, he's like, you know, Disney's getting to gay or trans or whatever. And like kids being like, my parents beat each other over a photo op, you know? Kids like, listen, we got a lot, there's a lot of problems. Yeah, I mean, listen, I mean, Disney World is going to attract the wide variety of people we have in this country. 90% of whom, you know, probably should, you know, not be allowed in. There should be a screening process to get into Disney World. There should be a screening process to bring your children into Disney World. Someone should sit down and interview you for a minute and go like, just out of curiosity, how apt are you to engage in a brawl? What would get you, what would get you to the level where you have to get into a brawl with someone? Yeah, what would do it? Let's say you were taking a photo and somebody bumped in and you know, with that, with that turn into a melee, that turn into a, because we're trying to cut down on the vicious beatings. We're trying to cut down on the gangland style vicious beatings here at Disney World. It's bad, it's bad. We've got a lot of problems, you know? We've got many issues here, people saying we're, I don't know, getting a little too woke. Also we are, you know, so what we'd like to just scale down on is the gang assault. If we could, if we could, I'm telling you right now, I don't want to step in, step foot in the Disney World. Is there one in China? Oh yeah, there is. Because I'll take my gods into the one in China and like I'll pay for his family, we can all go, but I will not go to the one in Shanghai Disneyland Park, bring that up. We will go to that. I will go to Shanghai Disneyland Park. That looks dope as fuck. By the way, try to have a brawl there. That's creepy as fuck, but cool. Shanghai Disneyland Park is probably the answer because if you have a brawl there, you just disappear or you work there. You start working there. Shanghai Disneyland Park is just full of all their employees or people that previously had brawls there and they just go, yeah, I work here now. I'm not allowed to leave. Now I can't go, but I will go to that. I'm not going to subject my Chinese god son to these American monsters. I will take him to Shanghai Disneyland Park with his family and I got to be honest with you. It looks kind of cool. It looks pretty damn cool. I may do my next special from China, Tim Dylan live from China. I'll be the first American to defect. Yeah, Shanghai Disneyland Park looks fun. That looks like the move from me. Everybody uses ExpressVPN and if you don't, you're in the minority and you got to switch to it. It doesn't take much technical knowledge to hack somebody, just some cheap hardware that's needed. A smart 12-year-old could do it. Your data is valuable. 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It's really not right. I've seen, first of all, the service dog thing. We all know it's fake. We all know it's fake. Everyone knows it's fake. If you were not blind, we know it's fake. You don't need a dog on a fucking plane. Don't get on the plane. If you can't handle it, we all know it's fake. Okay. Literally people tell me they go, I, yeah, I got my doctor. Romo, I can take it anywhere. We know the game. We know the game. Megan Markle. It's like, it's the same thing as that. It's like, we know it's not real. It's not real. It's not doing it. It's not a service dog sitting on your lap. It's not serving it. It's not doing it. It's not a safe one, or it's going to the mountain and rescue you. And they never did that. By the way, if you read about it, they never really rescued anyone. Now it's still a phenomenal, you know, majestic breed, but they didn't rescue anybody. And they had this little booze in the thing that was for drunks, people that wanted booze. The dog would bring them booze. It's different than rescuing. My point is this, we got to get the dogs out of all the spaces here because people just trying to chop down on an ex Benedict. They just don't need you, mutt. Like leave it home. Leave it in the yard. Stop replacing, have a kid. You know, like, stop putting a dog in a stroller. It's a sick fetish with the animals at this point. It's enough. You're not a dog mom, a cat mom. It's gross. If I'm eating outside at a restaurant or inside at a restaurant, I want you to keep your animals away from me. I want you to keep your animals at bay. I'm telling you right now, it's like, it's just gross. That you can't do anything without the dog there. You can't, you know, you're feeding the dog. There was a dog. I was in La Conde Verde, I tried back. It's a great restaurant. There's a dog like tied. They tied the leash around the leg of the chair. It can't even move. And it's sitting under the table. And she doesn't even have the decency to give them a meatball. And I wanted to go up to her and be like, why are you out of your house right now with this dog? I just, and I saw this happen, you know, when I was living in New York City, I really saw the beginnings of this. And I saw how crazy this was going to get. I saw it and I saw how, you know, people really started connecting, you know, after 9-11, everybody kind of got a dog. There was nothing wrong with that. I love dogs. I think dogs are great. I think cats are great. I think animals are great, but I think things have their place. Animals have their place, right? Talk to them, bring them to parks. They don't need to sit at a restaurant courtyard. If there's, you know, in the spring and the summer and the fall, an outdoor restaurant is still a restaurant. It is still a restaurant, okay? It's not another thing. Well, it's the outside section. It's a restaurant. It just doesn't happen to have a roof. Get the animal out of here. Do not have an animal on a, you know, a leash or unleashed. Being under the tent, these animals are miserable. They don't want to be there. Please take them home. It's sick. I'm telling you, I would just, I would just, if I owned a restaurant, I'd love to you one day. I would just say, no, like you, it's not going to happen. You can't consistently impose your life on other people. You know, and I know that people think like it's some like civil rights issue because that's how fucking sick we are as a country. People think their civil rights are being denied. If they can't bring a fucking dog to have brunch, they think like they're being denied some meaningful part of their thing. It's like, you know, there was a Pakistani Uber driver once. I said to me, I see he goes, we have many dogs in Pakistan. I don't know if I'm doing, I don't, I don't know if I'm doing it, but it was similar to that. He was, we have many dogs in Pakistan. It was at it. We have many, fuck, I'm so bad at it. Because it's like, we had an Pakistani and we have many dogs in my, in my Pakistani, Pakistani, Pakistani, Pakistani, now I go, now I'm going Indian, but I don't want to go any, we just Pakistan, but they are so close. But anyway, he said, I'll say it in my voice. He said, we have many dogs in Pakistan and I go, what are their names? And he goes, they don't have names or dogs, which I thought was great. I actually thought that was interesting because right, like, yes, that's a little extreme, but I understood what he meant. I'm like, right, my grandfather said they were dogs in his house. They pay, he didn't barely know the names and he was growing up. And I'm not saying you shouldn't love your dogs. And he remembered one or two of the dogs names, but it's like, we've gotten to a point. Now we're even the dogs want to know what's going on with these freaks that are taking them everywhere. Even the dogs are like, what am I, why am I on a plane? Like, you know, dogs should be on a plane like once in their life. They're like, oh, I, yeah, this dumb cunt just got a job in Phoenix. So I got to fly, I'm flying to Phoenix because the, the, the fucking bitch who adopted me broke up with her boyfriend, I got her and she just got a job there. I don't know. She's doing something for baseball, spring training. She'll probably fuck everyone. She's a whore. And now I got to fly to Phoenix with her, but that's it. Then I get dropped off. Then I'm done. The dog shouldn't have Delta Sky Miles. Like it should be enough. Like, they shouldn't be on every flight. People that, in poll, like, people that act like it's not an imposition to have, look, what if everyone brought their dog? Does anyone think like that? Like what if all people were to bring their dogs to the restaurant, the outdoor restaurant? And every single dog is there. I mean, doesn't anyone think that that might potentially lessen the experience for people if we just constantly, I'm walking over your dog. I'm just trying, you know what I mean? Like, can't people understand how deeply selfish it is and that this unhealthy, you know, reliance that they have on this animal is like really, it's kind of disturbing to a lot of people that they can't do anything without this dog. And I'm not saying you shouldn't love your dog, but like, cut it out. Like cut it out. I'm a single person without children. You can be alone. There's a dignity in just not trying to force an animal to be your boyfriend or your girlfriend or child. There's a dignity to it. There's a dignity to be there to solitude. If you can pull it off, there's a dignified way to do it. I've eaten in restaurants alone. I've seen other people do it. There's a real dignity to not carrying in your fur baby or whatever disgusting name you have for the dog. I'm not saying you shouldn't love a dog. I'm not saying the dog shouldn't be part of your life. I'm not saying you can't love it like a child. Although it's not, but I'm not saying you can. I don't care what you do in your private life. Get it out of the restaurant is my point. There's a dignity in learning to be alone, especially at certain points in your life. You actually have to learn to be alone. People right now because of phones and adopted paths and group tax, like no one's ever alone with their thoughts. You know what people, I got out of every group tax, by the way. The amount of people I know that have 19 group tax constantly buzzing in their phone where they cannot have a single solitary thought without it being co-opted and corrupted by five other people. It's insane to me. You need to learn how to be alone with your thoughts in this world. And I know it's not nice because many of those thoughts are negative because life is negative sometimes. But you're never going to have any meaningful breakthroughs in your life. If you can't shut off the noise of the group tax or the internet or you can't go anywhere without a dog, sit. No, let's just accept you. You go to the bakery and sit down with coffee. You got a dog. I'm not a Nazi about this. I'm saying, you know, more often than not in and out to a restaurant, we just don't need your animal. And I'm saying that like people need to learn one of the things I've seen that it's actually kind of disturbing these people just don't know how to be alone anymore and be chill. They don't know how to chill when they're alone. They're either creepy or they're sad looking or they look like they need help. Be alone. Just be the like, I have a dog at home. I was hungry. I came out to have now then there's the people that are going to what the couples have bring the dog. That's sick. The only people I feel bad for in this scenario are the lonely mother fuckers who come in with a dog. If you are like a group with a dog, burn and out. A burn and how if you're a couple with a dog, fuck off. The only people I'm even trying to relate to here and reach are the lonely people who feel like being with a dog helps them deal with being lonely. Those are the only people I'm trying to talk nicely to here. The groups of people that bring dogs in should be turned away. I'm only trying to reach the lonely people who think that just because they're alone, they are like, I don't know, conspicuous or they stand out or it's just better to have a dog more comfortable with my dog here with me. You need to learn to be by yourself. You need to learn to fly on a plane without the dog. You need to learn what it's like to have a chicken Caesar salad without a dog. You need to learn that. There's a dignity in being alone if you can do it at a restaurant. We're talking about being at a restaurant. We're talking about eating alone at a restaurant. She's always great, like a great older woman with a nice glass of shardonnay. The way she'll sit and she'll pick it a salad. Yes, she was an anorexic. Yes, her life's horrible. But in that moment, there's a strong dignity to that. She's trying to choke down just enough food to survive. She was maybe a ballerina back in the day and she fell in love with one guy and he was drunk and they couldn't figure it out. In life, it's been very unkind to her. She's white. That helps. But it's been very because they had to get more stuff. But life's been very unkind to her. But in that moment, with her glass of shardonnay and her side salad, there's a dignity there to eating alone. There's a dignity to the kind of portly man who sits alone at the bar eating and being a little chummy with the bartender. There's a dignity to that. If you know how to do it, the kind of pleasantries they share, how are you? How have you been? How's your son? He's good. My son is good. You know, and just we haven't seen you in here in a while. That's a joke because he's in all the time. They go, I haven't seen you in a while. He goes, yeah, I know. I'm here a lot. He's here a lot because his wife's dying. His wife's dying and it's hard for him to face and he'll never forgive himself for how little time he spent with her in the last moments. But in that sad that he can't face up to that and he can't face up to her death because it makes him think about himself and his own mortality. And his son will never forgive him for it because it's a very hard thing. You should have been there more with her. You know, and why weren't you there with her? Why were you always at that bar? Those are horrible things. But there's a dignity. There's a dignity in that moment when they give him the burger and he cuts it in half. When he cuts that burger in half, there's a dignity to it. Yes, he's running away from everything in his life. It's the only woman that really ever loved him. But she doesn't even hold it against him because she was always stronger than him and she knew that. You know, he was kind of a near doel. But there's a dignity in that moment. There's a dignity in certain moments that will be ruined. If you had a big shaggy dog next to him, the moment would be ruined. There wouldn't be a dignity in that. There's I think a dignity in eating alone. I've seen people do it the right way. And no one's doing it because they look, you know, especially in New York City, it's a religion. Eating alone in New York is religion. People do it all the time. It's great. You watch the restaurant. You watch how everything happens. You see the rise and the voice, you see the server struggling to keep up with that busy the restaurant's getting, they're frenetic and angry and they're dropping things and you're just kind of quietly watching them eating and just kind of watching the whole restaurant where it kind of spins out of control. You know, there's something really fun about that. And I think that like people just need to learn that. Instead of just, you know, constantly dragging these dogs or the dog doesn't want to be there, man. The dog does not want to be there at all. I'd like to launch camouflage bottle amid transgender controversy, you know, buds now trying to go the other way. Miller liked it a weird thing too. I mean, Rogan were texting about it. He played it on his show about how like it's was horrible that women, that Miller liked, which was like piss beer and they're trying to sell it to like horny dudes who are trying to look at tits and they're like, well, women, like, can you believe they put women and bikinis to sell this product? Like yeah, it's a bad product. It's not a great product. Yeah, it's sex sells. Or is this new? But apparently they did something on Miller like, I don't understand what's going on people that are drinking American beer. It's like, yes, they're selling you garbage. They're going to sell it with some tits attached to it. That's who do you think is drinking beer? Well, Miller likes, you know, Bud Light, who do you think is consuming this? Aficionados? This isn't for the craft beer heads. It's like fucking guys are like, oh yeah, it's coagated, fucking similar. I just saw this commercial with a couple of chicks and bikinis were almost hugging up. I feel like I'm going to get Miller now. The Bill Hicks did a whole bit about it. About how much sex sells. Where it's like a model finger in herself and that she's like, by Coke. Like, I mean, it's like, so now they're saying they're going the other way. It's an aluminum bottle. I believe it is the only package it will be transitioning. I'm not sure. 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